Kids Are Quick: Student & Teacher Humor

9 Nov

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered  America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:  You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Paul, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

PAUL: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong

PAUL: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER:  Kyle, why do you always get so dirty?

KYLE: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie… Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE: All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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  1. drsue3 Maret 15, 2010 pada 10:49 #

    Enjoyed your blog!

    I’m a fellow teacher. Think you will enjoy mine:

    HOW TO BE HAPPY IF…People Are Rude (Professor Amy Bishop, RateMyProfessors.com)

    http://drsue3.wordpress.com/2010/03/14/how-to-be-happy-if-people-are-rude-professor-amy-bishop-ratemyprofessors-com-me/

    “No matter what the music – learn how to dance”
    Susan “Dr. Sue” Horowitz, Ph.D.
    Web: http://www.drsue.com , CD: “Keys of Love” http://www.cdbaby.com/drsue
    Blog: How to Be Happy If… http://drsue3.wordpress.com

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