Film Hollywood versi Betawi, Jawa, dan Sunda

1 Feb

Daftar film Hollywood kalau dibahasa Indonesiakan versi Betawi:

1 Musuh nongkrong di pager (Enemy at the gates)
2 Sekali kalong tetap kalong (Batman Forever)
3 Inget sama Titanus (Remember the Titans)
4 Kerjaan Orang Itali (the italian job)
5 Kagak Ada Matinye (Die Hard)
6 Bocah Reseh (Bad Boys)
7 Begadang di Seattle (Sleepless in Seattle)
8 Nyasar (Lost in Space)
9 Mantan Pria (X-Men)
10 Lebih Murah Beli Lusinan (Cheaper by Dozen)
11 Kulkas (The Cooler)
12 Gajian yoooo (Paycheck)
13 Tujuh Belasan (Independence Day)
14 Besok Lusa (The Day After Tomorrow)
15 Matinye Entar Aje (Die Another Day)
16 Kenape tuh si Mary  (There is Something About Mary)
17 Kambing ngambek (Silence of the Lamb)
18 Semua Kuda Kece (All The Pretty Horses)- yaiikksss…!!
19 Planetnya Elo2 Pade (Planet of the Apes) 20 Minggat Semenit (Gone in Sixty Second)
21 Dosa, Asli ! (Original Sin)
22 Mama Pulang2 (Mummy Returns)
23 Sum Takut ama Semua (The Sum of All Fears)
24 Tangisan Sun (Tears of The Sun) – pembokat berjaya euy!
25 Laris Manis (The Abyss)
26 Kucing Ngopi (Copycat)
27 Biskuit Nyemplung di Laut (Seabiscuit)
28 Musuhan abiss (Freddy vs Jason)
29 Calo terminal (terminator)
30 Awas banjir Bud!! (Air Bud)

Kalau bahasa Jowo ini dia:

* Enemy at the gates — Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
* Batman Forever — Ngembat Saklawase
* Remember the Titans — Kelingan Titan-titan
* The Italian Job — Gaweane Wong Ngerum
* Die Hard — Matine Angel
* Die Hard II — Matine Angel Tenan
* Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Matine karo Ngeyel — Kowe Kok Ra Mati2 To?
* Bad Boys — Bocah-bocah Uelek
* Sleepless in Seattle — Klesikan neng Sitel
* Lost in Space — Ilang Neng Awang-awang
* X-Men — Wong Lanang Saru
* X-Men 2 — Wong Lanang Saru Banget
* Cheaper by Dozen — Tumbas Selusin Langkung Mirah
* The Cooler — Selot Adem
* Paycheck — Kasbon
* Independence Day — Pitulasan
* The Day After Tomorrow — Sesuke maneh
* Die Another Day — Modare Ojo Saiki
* There is Something About Marry — Meri Ono Apa-apane
* Silence of the Lamb — Wedhuse Mutung
* All The Pretty Horses — Jarane Ayu2 (aka Legenda Pasar Kewan Mbahrowo)
* Planet of the Apes — Planete Wong Apes
* Gone in Sixty Second — Minggat Sakcepete
* Original Sin — Dosa Tenanan
* Mummy Returns — Mami-mami podo Mudik
* The Abyss — Entek-entekan
* Copycat — Kopi Kucing (nggo konco Sego Kucing)
* Seabiscuit — Klethikan Neng Laut
* Freddy vs Jason — Kerah
* Terminator — Terminal Montor
* How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Piye Carane Megat Lanangan mung 10 Dino
* Lord Of The Ring — dagang akik…
* Casablanca – Sudirman ngiwa terussss tekan Duren Sawit nah kuwi omahe mas WID  he he NWD
* Deep Impact — Ngantem Njero
* Million Dollar Baby — Genjik Regone Sayuto
* Blackhawk Down — Manuk ireng kelenger
* Saving Private Ryan — Ngelesi privat mas rian (pancene goblok tenan opo?)
* Dumb and Dumber — Wong Goblok lan guoooblog tenan

Nah kalo di-Sunda-kan jadi gini :

> Enemy At The Gate — Musuh Ngajedog di Pager Saving Private Ryan —
> Nulungan si Rian Rocky — Osok Neunggeulan Batur Rain Man — Lalaki
> Cicing di Bogor Die Hard – Teu Paeh-Paeh Die Hard II — Can Paeh Keneh
> There’s Something About Marry — Ari Ceu Meri Kunaon Teh?
> Mission Impossible — Moal Bisa
> Titanic — Tilelep
> Paycheck — Nganjuk Heula
> Reign of Fire — Beubeuleuman
> Original Sin — Tara Ka Mesjid
> Sleepless In Seattle — Cenghar Di Ciateul Silence of The Lambs —
> Embe Pundung Ghost — Jurig Kasep Bad Boys — Budak Baong Are We There
> Yet? — Lila Amat Teh Nepina?
> Home Alone — Katinggaleun
> Freddy vs Jason — Pasea
> Casablanca — Mengkol Ti Sudirman
> Gone In Sixty Seconds — Indit Siah Kaditu!
> The Awakening — Hudang Sare
> After The Sunset — Tereh Maghrib
> The End of Days — Seep Waktosna
> Bewitched – Sulap selip susulapan susu anjing nyelap dalapan Dark
> Water – Kieuh Lord of The Ring – Juragan Cincin

Dari lautanindonesia.com

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